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*POLITICAL MUSIC ** POLITICAL SATIRE ** POLITICAL CABARET*

That's right - Political Cabaret ... Current-Events Broadway ... Samizdat Satire. Here it is. Eskit's Website. The only official Website sanctioned by the BVD, the DDT, and the ASAP. Welcome.

Eskit is the guy in the chicken suit. (Sometimes he dresses casual.) He writes and performs political satire, and has most notably shared the stage with Nina Simone and Garrison Keillor. His songs have been played on NPR's "All Things Considered", Pacifica's "Democracy Now", and for Amnesty International, Minnesota Public Radio, and Air America Minnesota.

Eskit has a brand new album of 33 songs (!) that are generally NOT suitable for the entire family. CONTROVERSY 101: RAUNCH AND BLASPHEMY comprises nearly 80 minutes of marginally respectable music. Most of the tunes are tasteful, in a tacky sort of way, but not all. Hopefully there is something here to offend Republicans, Democrats, Mormons, Fundamentalists, The Honkie Elite, Couch Potatoes, Prudes, Fake Feminists, Rednecks, and of course Congress. If you’re none of the above, then you might enjoy it. (I am not responsible for right-wingers prone to fainting spells or hissy fits.)

For an album of 22 quirky songs that have fun with celebrities, animals, and love, check this out: ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL ($15), true to its title, encompasses a wondrous array of life from mosquitoes to frogs, from lowly football teams to American Idol judges, from Jerry Springer to Jesus. Although the material is suitable for the entire family, there is an underlying impishness that Eskit can’t help. It’s in his genes, and neither counseling nor electro-shock therapy can rectify the situation. Thank you for your patience.

Eskit also has an album of 22 songs that indict the hypocrisy and misdeeds of the Bush Administration . IMPEACH ME ($15) is political satire that shows no mercy. Although it can be argued that there is no humor in skulduggery and incompetence, Eskit does his best to find amusement where there is none.

Eskit also has four mini-albums ($5 each) which form the basis for the IMPEACH ME CD. However, sixteen of the songs on these mini-albums are not on IMPEACH ME. Behold the CDs:

1. Man Of God (Big Brother Bush)
2 . I Got A Republican Up My Ass
3 . Naughty Naughty (Sex, Drugs, and Religion)
4 . STOP THE WAR!

Click on each CD for further details. Or look to the menu on the left of your screen for special features, as well as audio and video clips. Thanks for visiting.


PS: Impeach.
And don’t forget my very first album (2001): When The Chickens Come Home To Roost

COMING SOON: The HALLOWEEN Album, with the songs “It’s Halloween In America”, “Zombies In The Pentagon”, and “Vampire Love Song”.

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